I didn't want to forget this story so I had to put this in here. So this summer, Wyatt is browsing the ball field at Brock's game, you know playing by the port o potty like all the kids do. Well Wyatt has to go... like poop. So he strolls into the port o potty and has it out. One problem... no toilet paper. Not a problem for this guy tho... he's a smart one.
So this is all going down while I'm enjoying the game. Next thing I know, Paige comes over and tells me Wyatt got out of the port o potty and got a ROCK and used it as toilet paper.
So when Wyatt comes meandering back to where I'm sitting, I question this "ROCK" usage for toilet paper. And you know Wyatt, he tells me "Ya mom, there was no toilet paper so I just grabbed a rock. But don't worry mom, it was a flat one."
Seriously, best day of my life. My boy wiped his bum with a rock. Genius.
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